Ace Ventura: If i'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer!!
Dan Marino: Hey Ace, got anymore of that gum? Ace Ventura: That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.
Lois Einhorn: Listen, pet dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell? Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.
Rea-hee-hee-hee-heelly?? Well alriiiighty thennnnnn! Excuse me, I'd like to ass you a few questions!