Tans list July

LOST, THE HEROES, CSI, 24, COFFEE PRINCE

ที่มาของคำว่า "เซ็งเป็ด"

เรื่องมันมีอยู่ว่า หมา หมู และเป็ด เป็นเพื่อนกันมาช้านานวันหนึ่งหมูนัดหมาไปกินเหล้าที่ผับแห่งหนึ่งพอหมามาถึงเห็นหมูนั่งอยู่ตัวเดียวก็สงสัยทำไมเป็ดไม่มาด้วยจึงถาม
หมา : เฮ้ย ไอ้หมู ทำไมไอ้เป็ดถึงยังไม่มาวะ
หมู : ข้าไม่ได้ชวนมันว่ะ
หมา : เอ็งทำอย่างนี้ไม่ดีนา มากันแค่เราสองตัว เดี๋ยวไอ้เป็ดรู้มันเสียใจแย่
หมู : เสียใจก็ช่างมัน เพราะข้าตั้งใจจะเลิกคบมันอยู่แล้ว
หมา : อ้าวทำไมล่ะแก เพื่อนกันใจเย็นๆก่อนดีกว่า ไหนเล่ามาซิมีเรื่องอะไรกะไอ้เป็ดมันวะ
หมู : วันก่อนข้าชวนมันไปกินเหล้า พอมาถึงร้านเหล้าข้ายังไม่ทันได้กินเหล้าเลย มันก็พูดขึ้นว่า กับ กับ กับๆๆๆๆๆๆ ไปไหนไม่ทันได้ทำอะไร มันชวนกลับลูกเดียว เซ็งว่ะ
ก็เลยเป็นที่มาของ เซ็งเป็ด!



สัมภาษณ์งานวันเด็ก

The Greatest Man Than Ever Lived
Weezer


You try to play cool Like you just don’t care But soon I’ll be playin’ in your Underwear I’m like the mage With the magic spell You come like a dog When I ring yo’ bell I got the money And I got the fame You got the hots To ride on my plane You givin’ me all That I desire ’Cos down with me I’m taking you higher

I’m the baddest of the bad I’m the best that you’ve ever had I’m the tops, I’m the king All the girls get up when I sing, yeah I’m the meanest in the place Step up, I’ll mess with your face I don’t care where you are Look up and follow the star.

I, I’m gonna tear down the wall I may not be here when you call So best be givin’ me your all.

After the havoc that I’m gonna wreak No more words will critics have to speak I’ve got the answers to the tangled knot Sleep tight in your cot.

Oh baby I’ve been told I’m goin’ crazy. Oh baby I can’t be held down. Oh baby Somehow I'm keeping it steady. Oh baby I’m tearing up this town.

Hey, this is what I like Cut my heart with a modern spike. Hey, this is nothing new I’ve got more than enough for you.

I can take on anybody I can do my thing I don’t wanna hurt nobody But a bee has gotta string I’ma fix it if you mix it up (Hoo, hoo) Talk smack, and I’ma gonna shut you up. (Hoo, hoo)

I am the greatest man that ever lived I was born to give. (I was born to give.) I am the greatest man that ever lived, oh Radio a Dio

Somebody said all the worlds is stage, And each of us is a player. That’s what I’ve been tryin to tell you. In Act 1 I was struggling to survive. Nobody wanted my action dead or alive. Act 2, I hit the big time. And bodies be all up on my behind. And I can’t help myself because I was born to shine. And if you don’t like it, you can shove it. But you don’t like it, you love it. So I’ll be up here in a rage Til they bring the curtain down on the stage.

I’m the greatest man that ever lived... I’m the greatest man that ever lived... I’m the greatest man that ever lived...

I am the greatest man that ever lived I was born to give and give and give. I am the greatest man that ever lived Radio a (Dio a) Dio a (Dio a)

I am the greatest ever lived. I was born to give.


Pork And Beans
Weezer

They say
I need some Rogaine
To put in my hair
Work it out at the gym
To fit my underwear
Oakley makes the shades
That transform a tool
You'd hate
Ffor the kids to think
That you lost your cool


I'mma do the things
That I wanna do
I ain't got a thing
To prove to you
I'll eat my candy
With the pork and beans
Excuse my manners
If I make a scene
I ain't gonna wear
The clothes that you like
I'm finally dandy
With the me inside
One look in the mirror
And I'm tickled pink
I don't give a hoot
About what you think


Everyone likes to dance
To a happy song
(Hey, hey)
With a catchy chorus and beat
So they can sing along
(Hey, hey)
Timbaland knows the way
To reach the top of the charts
Maybe if I work with him
I can perfect the art


I'mma do the things
That I wanna do
I ain't got a thing
To prove to you
I'll eat my candy
With the pork and beans
Excuse my manners
If I make a scene
I ain't gonna wear
The clothes that you like
I'm finally dandy
With the me inside
One look in the mirror
And I'm tickled pink
I don't give a hoot
About what you think


No I don't care
I don't care


I'mma do the things
That I wanna do
I ain't got a thing
To prove to you
I'll eat my candy
With the pork and beans
Excuse my manners
If I make a scene
I ain't gonna wear
The clothes that you like
I'm finally dandy
With the me inside
One look in the mirror
And I'm tickled pink
I don't give a hoot
About what you think
Totally different?




"You Are Loved (Don't Give Up)"
Don't give up
It's just the weight of the world
When your heart's heavy
I...I will lift it for you


Don't give up
Because you want to be heard
If silence keeps you
I...I will break it for you


Everybody wants to be understood
Well I can hear you
Everybody wants to be loved
Don't give up
Because you are loved


Don't give up
It's just the hurt that you hide
When you're lost inside
I...I will be there to find you


Don't give up
Because you want to burn bright
If darkness blinds you
I...I will shine to guide you


Everybody wants to be understood
Well I can hear you
Everybody wants to be loved
Don't give up
Because you are loved


You are loved
Don't give up
It's just the weight of the world
Don't give up
Every one needs to be heard
You are loved


Boom-dee-ah-da



I love the mountains
I love the clear blue skies
I love big bridges
I love when great whites fly
I love the whole world [Les Stroud]
And all its sights and sounds
Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da
Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da
I love the oceans
I love real dirty things [Mike Rowe]
I love to go fast
I love Egyptian kings
I love the whole world
And all its craziness
Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da
Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da [Richard Machowicz]
I love tornadoes [Joshua Wurman]
I love arachnids [Bear Grylls]
I love hot magma
I love the giant squids
I love the whole world
It's such a brilliant place
Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da [Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage]
Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da [Stephen Hawking]
Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da
Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da
Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da








"We Are The Pigs" / Suede



Well the church bells are calling Police cars on fire And as they call you to the eye of the storm All the people say "Stay at home tonight"

I say we are the pigs, we are the swine We are the stars of the fire, of the fire line

And as the smack cracks at your window You wake up with a gun in your mouth Oh let the nuclear wind blow away my sins And I'll stay at home in my house

I say, we are the pigs we are the swine we are the stars of the fire

We are the pigs we are the swine we are the stars of the fire, of the fire line

We are the pigs we are the swine we are the stars of the fire
But deceit can't save you so

We are watch them burn




Wake Up Call / Maroon5

[Verse] I didn’t hear what you were saying I live on raw emotion baby I answer questions, never maybe And I’m not kind if you betray me So who the hell are you to save me? I never would’ve made it baby

[Bridge] If you needed love Well then ask for love Could have given love Now I’m taking love And it’s not my fault Coz you both deserve What’s coming now So don’t say a word

[Chorus] Wake up call Caught you in the morning with another one in my bed Don’t you care about me anymore? Don’t you care about me? I don’t think so Six foot tall came without a warning so I had to shoot him dead He won’t come around here anymore. Come around here? I don’t think so

Would’ve bared to make you happy You didn’t need to treat me that way And now you beat me at my own game And now I’m finally sleeping soundly And your lover’s screaming loudly, here a sound and hit the ground

[Bridge] If you needed love Well then ask for love Could have given love Now I’m taking love And it’s not my fault Coz you both deserve What’s coming now So don’t say a word

[Chorus] Wake up call Caught you in the morning with another one in my bed You don’t care about me anymore. Care about me? I don’t think so Six foot tall came without a warning so I had to shoot him dead He won’t come around here anymore, come around here? I don’t feel so bad, I don’t feel so bad, I don’t feel so bad

[Breakdown] I’m so sorry darling; did I do the wrong thing? Oh, what was I thinking? Is his heart still beating?
Woah oh oooh

[Chorus] Wake up call Caught you in the morning with another one in my bed Don’t you care about me anymore? Don’t you care about me? I don’t think so Six foot tall came without a warning so I had to shoot him dead He won’t come around here anymore. He won’t come around here. I don’t feel so bad

[Chorus] Wake up call Caught you in the morning with another one in my bed Don’t you care about me anymore? Don’t you care about me? I don’t feel so bad Six foot tall came without a warning so I had to shoot him dead He won’t come around here anymore. No, he won’t come around here. I don’t feel so bad

I don’t feel so bad (Wake up call) I don’t feel so bad (Caught you in the morning with another one in my bed) I don’t feel so bad (Don’t you care about me anymore?)

Don’t you care about me? I don’t feel so bad. Wake up call Caught you in the morning with another one in my bed




Way back into love / Drew Barrymore & Hugh Grant

[Verse 1] (Drew Barrymore) I've been living with a shadow overhead, I've been sleeping with a cloud above my bed, I've been lonely for so long, Trapped in the past, I just can't seem to move on!

(Hugh Grant) I've been hiding all my hopes and dreams away, Just in case I ever need them again someday, I've been setting aside time, To clear a little space in the corners of my mind!

[Chorus] (Both) All I want to do is find a way back into love. I can't make it through without a way back into love. Oooooh.

[Verse 2] (Drew Barrymore) I've been watching but the stars refuse to shine, I've been searching but i just don't see the signs, I know that it's out there, There's got to be something for my soul somewhere!

(Hugh Grant) I've been looking for someone to shed some light, Not somebody just to get me through the night, I could use some direction, And I'm open to your suggestions.

[Chorus] (Both) All I want to do is find a way back into love. I can't make it through without a way back into love. And if I open my heart again, I guess I'm hoping you'll be there for me in the end!

[Middle-eight] (Drew Barrymore) There are moments when I don't know if it's real Or if anybody feels the way I feel I need inspiration Not just another negotiation

[Chorus] (Both) All I want to do is find a way back into love, I can't make it through without a way back into love, And if I open my heart to you, I'm hoping you'll show me what to do, And if you help me to start again, You know that I'll be there for you in the end!