Wow can you say hot! What a beautiful smile, gorgous body and smoldering lips. Who wouldn't want a piece of that? Every time I hear her talk I loose my mind. She's every mans dream and every womans aspiration. And can you believe, I met her in person? That's right, I met Salma Hayek when I was in L.A. Best thing that ever happened to me. ....Oh ya, about Mel ... she's ahhh-ite. Peace out rabbit.
To me Mel is like a vanilla icecream cone on a hot, scorching summer day...sweet and soft to the tongue but a little drippy and needs to be followed with a big glass of water due to a weird film which just seems to coat the tongue. She also could be compared to an unseemly mole in a very visible part of your face, she seems to have been around forever, you don't really like but have kinda gotten used to her and you have no idea of what life will be like without her or if people will even recognize you anymore. Looks like I have room for one more analogy...how about hanging with mel is like mini golfing naked, everyone points and laughs, you might get arrested, and god knows that when she's around theres no chance of me scoring.
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