vai ao meu hi5 ver o meu mini-eu, vai xD

nice isso é q é preciso :D

Lool ouço sim!eu qnd mais nova só ouvia metal..a uns anitos qnd comecei a crescer é q abri os horizontes, tem q ser, senao uma pessoa farta-se!!;) atao e chegast a casa bem no sabado?eu e o filipe ficamos um bcd naquela por ires sozinho sabes :x

hehe jon a BOMBARE

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CHRISTIAN METAL The protagonist rides in on his way home from church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to thank the protagonist he replies, "Sorry, but I don't believe in having sex before marriage." GLAM METAL The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour. BATTLE METAL The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footmen, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored. NU METAL The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire. EMO The protagonist sees the dragon and moans about how hard it will be to get the princess to fall in love with him. He gets eaten. The princess is very happy, because he was a whiny dork anyway. GRUNGE The protagonist doesn't get eaten by the dragon because he stinks too much from not washing his hair in months. The princess won't go near him either, and he ends up dying on the town hall steps with the other grungers due to the over consumption of white cider. POP-PUNK The dragon can't eat the protagonist because he can't catch him because he keeps bouncing up and down. The princess won't fuck him either, because he likes ska.

GRIND The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves... DOOM METAL The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. Thats the end of the sad story. GOTHIC METAL The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duet by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidently scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell's eternity. PROGRESSIVE METAL The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the HEAVY METAL protagonist. INDUSTRIAL METAL The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards. SPEED METAL Suddenly there, short solo, dragon is confused, someone's screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she's been deflowered, dragon and princess are still looking for the one who did this.

___________BAHHHH PESSEGOSSO _______-XD "High above in a castle, there's a princess who was kidnapped, locked in there and is now "guarded" by a terrible huge menacing dragon"... POWER METAL The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest. THRASH METAL The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her...easy and quick. HEAVY METAL The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess. FOLK METAL The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then they all leave........ without the princess. VIKING METAL The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving. DEATH METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves. BLACK METAL The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon. BRUTAL DEATH METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

tens umas bandas bem fixes, acomeçar pelos atreyu sem duvida. comecei ha pouco a ouvir e acho q sao a minha banda preferida. exs and ohs. demais mesmo. mas continuas a ouvir numetal?

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GRIPE SUINA DOS BROTHERS

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Sou claro! Atão ~mao ha ninguém como eu! xD

Lol .. Não .. Metal é muito fixe mas nao vou .

.. Não vou de modas .. :P

Lol quero lá saber .. é fixe . :D

Je suis dans ton top! C'est trop top! xD

tas bem na foto..nao sei o k keres pah..eu dissest pa te rires, nao kisest =p *

estou a tentar

oh snaaaap its tha detectoor

conheço, é a minha gatxinha!! tb conheces?xD
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Saudações do lado Negro. Vamos honrar a morte de Jasmin Yuu Baixista dos Versailles