Oh Mr Bean,

Oh Mr Bean,

It's grand

To have you

On the scene.

It's grand to know

That you

and Teddie

Are always

Together

and getting ready

To go out

In the

battered mini,

and picnic

wearing

your kitchen

pinny.


Oh Mr Bean,

Oh Mr Bean,

We love

you on

our movie

screen!


Oh Mr Bean,

Oh Mr Bean,

Your landlady

always

makes a scene

and her cat

is hardly

a Beauty Queen!

It yowls

and growles

and spits

so loud

I'm sure

it's heard

among

a crowd,

And when

it sees you

on the stairs

its back

goes up

with

a million hairs

as it

yarles and snarles

and that

loopy eye

zooms in

as you

and Teddie

squeeze by!


Oh Mr Bean,

Oh Mr Bean,

- is that

three wheeled

car often

in between

you and

the way

that you

want to go?

And does it

try to stop

you so?


Oh Mr Bean,

Oh Mr Bean,

- does the

man next door

treat you

ever so mean?

Is his kid

abominable

every day,

when he waits

to 'trap you'

on your way?


Oh Mr Bean,

Oh Mr Bean,

your girlfriend

luvs you

and is

very keen

to wrap you

and trap you

in a love

so true

...but dear

Mr Bean

little Teddie

needs YOU!