She walked into the Dog ground
Like she ****ing owned the place
She turned to me with a scent that said
"Sit boy, on mmmyyy face"
Now I love a little discipline
As much as the next Charpei
But this b1tch was only ten months old
And now I have to paaaayyy

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She told me she was 1
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I shtooped her, now I'm done
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They say I did a crime
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Might as well bang her one more time

Eight perky boobies
I knew that she was young
But I figured she was illegal
From the way she used her tongue
She said I was "hung like a Great Dame"
And it sounded like an old line
She's smooth as a newborn chiwawa
But she licks a$$ like she's nine!

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My little puppy treat
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She clearly wasn't heat