I'm as easy going as they come, and even more sarcastic. so don't take me too seriously or you'll probably hate me, but that's ok cause you're only one fish, the world is no trout pond. I also like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain, I'm not much into yoga I am into champange.
Interests
My truck, my job and drinking with the boys or girls i'm not prejudice. My family and friends. Playing with the pooch, and no I don't mean fucking the dog. Thrills gum and pissing off Courtney by just changing my back ground color or some shit like that.
Favorite Music
Petey Pablo, Motley Crue (the best live show!)..I like a lot of shit. I do hate the Killers and alot of punk music. Fuck I hate the Killers.
Favorite Music Video
Hollaback girl - Gwen Stefani. God I love that red baton outfit
Favorite Movies
Dark Crystal, Pirates of the Carribean, old cheesy horror films and Labrynth, X-Men(all), LOTR(all), Evil Dead(all), House of a Thousand Corpses, They Live, Predators(all), Aliens(all), Blades(all), Super Troopers, Scary Movie 2, 12 monkeys, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Monsters INC... Way too many to list.
Favorite TV Shows
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (specifically), Search For The Next Doll (Very gay! Don't worry I know, but I don't care)
Favorite Books
Eats, Shoots, and Leaves and STAR magazine (it's not gay to like star magazine)
Favorite Quote
"Good, Better, Best. And you never rest til your good is better than your better best."
"Lets make like a tree and fuck off."
"OWIEYAA"
"You can't make love to a memory, there's nowhere to stick it in"
So, my darling boyfriend, I'm damn excited to see myself in your top 6. The next thing I'll be looking for is those sexy pics of Sylvan's bong-man.. the hot guy..and Olivia Huxtable. You know, I'm quite in love with your ultra-hot booty shorts and our half-naked parties in the backyard..why don't we take pics of that? Yes vairy niiice:)
hey vance, i know that i have the sweetest profile, you might catch up to my coolness someday, but i really doubt it. your profile is sooooo shitty, like you don't have near as many pics as mine. oh well i'll talk to you when you get cooler. luv ya lots you nerd!
You are a complete bastard....it tells me when you change your shit so I happen to look and ya it pisses me off when you only change the god damn color you fucker...just kidding...love ya! Lates
Oh Vance... it was so AWESOME to talk to you! I miss ya and can't wait til I see you and Sasha again! P.S.: find another hobby, its not healthy to spend all your time creepin on Hi5! lol MUAH
<-thats a kiss!
oh yah? well maybe i was pre-occupied with being totally cool! ever think of that? im kidding. i have never been cool, who am i kidding. no one thats who!!
Vance and i first met at the abilitys council. i was getting a new chest protector because mine was badly dented in. actually no, we met at sarcan. we saw each other from across the room, locked eyes and instantly started gittin retarded! which reminds me when was the last time you've had a ceizure on a dance floor ?? know your role and get shitfaced. any wednesday afternoon, i'll be on the roof waitin with a...8... or knowing me, prolly 18 dyin for some company to go cruise in lil Z crankin a rap game and dyin to hook up with some daddys girl.
What a bitch! The coolest guys ever! remember the days of the brown van this guy and me would party our asses off booze cruizing. Even got caught listening to spears one night was embarassing.
to the man, munch, vance romance, vinny my buddy later dude Doogs
Mister Vance.....Let's Get Retarded is a song I will never forget...lordly lordy...I checked out your girlfriends profile...toooo cute!!! I am sure Dustin will tell me when the wedding is...I will bring my hunny Matt...anywho I missssss you are your retarded ways....I will never forget when you and Dustin would yell my name...FUCKING NEVER AGAIN....well let everyone know when you the lady come into town...lates
I love this Cat! His girl too, both are two of a kind!I can't wait till you two come back for a visit. Ringing in the new year w/ ya'll was awsome. Visit us soon k?!
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Love ya babe...