While my wife was in labour with my first child katie, I nearly got given an injection of Pethidine by the midwife. By accident my wife moved her leg just as she was putting it in....

My cat thinks he can swim! When you are brushing your teeth in the bathroom he usually jumps up on to the toilet seat, but this time the toilet seat was up lol

Was riding down the road one day and a friend shouted me so I turned my head and the next thing I knew I was in the back of a van LOL Straight through the window. That will teach me to look where I was going.

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If I was asked to rule a world !!

I Should Rule Mercury

Close to sun, Mercury has very long days - and is rarely visible to the rest of the solar system.

I am perfect to rule Mercury, because I live for the present - and can truly enjoy a day that goes on forever.
Like Mercury, I am quick and elusive. My wit is outstanding, and I can win any verbal sparring match.

Some people see me as superficial, but in truth, I just play many roles and have many interests.
A great manipulator, I usually get what I want from people. And they're happy to give it to me.

PS You also cant Trust a word I am saying lol... Just joking I like to have a laugh.

Why learn of your own mistakes when you can learn from the mistakes of others....

He who raises his voice in an argument first has lost the argument....

Practice does not make perfect play, perfect practice makes perfect play, you have to learn it right the right way first....


If you have any more tell me and I will add them In my quest to become a better person thank you lol...


Just wanted to say that I have met quite a few new friends on here, so to all of the new friends that I have had the pleasure to talk to. I salute you and hope your life is as good if not better than mine so cheer up and take care for now. :):):)