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Your parents think you're doing you're homework.. But you're on msn.
You have 'Mauritius 'T-shirts with sunsets and dolphins and a stash of
Ralph Lauren shirts from that factory everyone goes to.

Your favourite food is Rougaille but you tell all your white friends
'Spaghetti Bolognese' or 'casserole'
You have sega music on your computer.

Your parents secretly know how to dance sega so do you.. Well its not
hard now is it? Alalilaaaaa
you've tried 'Fair and Lovely' cream at some
point and so has all your cousins but it dried out your skin/gave you a
rash, So you thought...hmmm no.
Parents try to find you a bride or groom but ask if they are fair
skinned??? even if you aren't!!

Every family occasion consists of biryani followed by lamousse.

Your parents already start buying stuff to bring for family in Mauritius
a year before they actually go.
Mauritius family never bring anything truly decent when they come to
England apart from. fris cristalise, piment confi, those twiggy crisps,
vanilla tea, zasaar, aaaaaaaaand of course BOXES OF KRAFT CHEDDAR. Kraft cheddar is the only cheese you eat and there's always a stash of boxes that never seem to finish somewhere in the fridge or a cupboard.

You get really excited when you hear about a Mauritian party somewhere
because it gives you warm sense of identity on the inside but yet go to
check our the opposite sex and hope they're not your cousin.

There's valeez on top of your wardrobe.
You have ribbon tied to your valeez - that's the only way your mum
believes she will recognise them!

Your whole generation comes to see you in the week before you go to
Mauritius.. But only because they want you to take parcels back home
for them "to capaav amen sa pour mo mama!"

You're one of the only Mauritian people on the plane.and have more hand
luggage than everyone else put-together.

The whole of Mauritius comes to pick you up from the Mahebourg airport
upon arrival
The first things uncles and aunties in Mauritius say when they see you
is "gette coumant lin vin graaand" and "qui class to pe faire?"

Mosquitoes suck the living daylights out of your sweet English blood.
You just can't get enough of good old Mauritian Dhal Pourri.
Your parents think Thermogene (vapour rub) is the cure for everything.
Whenever you're ill,

How many vieux pairs of sulyeh and savat are in the cupboard under the
stairs?
You love to eavesdrop if you can hear people speaking Creole in a
public place.and you feel like your part of some secret society because you can understand what they're saying.

You have either live or have family in Croydon, Tooting, Walthamstow,
Wood Green, Tottenham, Edmonton, Leyton, Finsbury Park.

big up all da Mauritianz out dre

MAURITIANZ arent good, we r da best
MAURITIANZ arent cute, we r sooooo BANGIN!!!......
MAURITIANZ dont relax, we chill
MAURITIANZ dont dance, we grind
MAURITIANZ dont talk bad, we talk dirty
MAURITIANZ' lips arent just hot, their da lips u wish u could kiss.
MAURITIANZ dont just do it, we do it best
MAURITIANZ are da people u could ALWAYS trust
MAURITIANZ r da best dancers
MAURITIANZ arent nice, we r sweet
MAURITIANZ arent just friends, we r lovers
MAURITIANZ arent cool, we r awesome
MAURITIANZ r sexy
MAURITIANZ were blessed when they were born cuz now were proud to tell everybody dat we r 100% MAURITIANZ
MAURITIANZ r........... there are not enough words dat could explain how n who MAURITIANZ r.

People envy us cus they kno we r better!!!! BRAAAAAAAAAAP
No nationality is more BANGIN then MAURITIANZ!!!!!!!!
N EVERYBODY LOVES US CUZ WERE UNIQUE N DA BEST THERE COULD BE!!!!!!
!!!!! WE ARE MAURITIANZ N SO PROUD OF IT !!!!!

i was just passing through and i tink your profile is nang xxx anyways keep it blessid and heres my add if u wan it jemjam92@hotmail.com xx bdw i like your pics

heya pravz i was lukin fru ur profile so i fort y not comment.wut can i say bout u man, ur a really gud friend n dwn 2 earth. fanks 4 bein dere 4 me in da past n settin me films n cds. keep ur hed up n keep smilin it luks gud on ya.
all ma luv n kisses
mala
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hi pravi, how are you doing?so dats my kuz...a very nice guy..at times shy..he is also very very tall as last tym we meet oufff...(no comments)he also like dogs lots..wreslin etc etc..anywa hope see you soon in mauritius..my regards to chacha and chachi.....cheers:)

very sexi mwah

well well well if it isnt mr pravi!! lol
duno wt 2 say bwt u jus gain thru ur hi 5 n fout il giv ya a comment. bareeee sfe nown u since nelson! bin thru bre gd tymes 2geva n had jkez! cary on bein yoself n neva chnge keep smilin as alwayz n keep lendin me ps 2 games lol nuff luvxx komal

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loll xxx