I love humor and this I thought was extreeeeeemly funny. A twist on an old friend
Lord, ---Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And, help me to be careful Of the toes I step on today as they May be connected to the ass That I might have to kiss tomorrow.
Interests
Almost everything...ALMOST
Favorite Movies
The classics and some Epics (Lord of the Rings) and that type of stuff
Favorite TV Shows
Sports and Anime cartoons
Favorite Books
Mostly philosophy from ancient Greece
Favorite Quote
God: --- grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can, and Wisdom to know the difference.
Mike is the big brother I always wanted and I got to say, there is only one word big enough to describe meh padna – he is SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS!
Checking out your Fabulousness in de mirror HUH?...(LOL). What can i say about this guy...Michael can be really nice when he want's to be but he can also be a real d**k. He's a good listener and gives good advise....more importantly FUN is his middle name... & ladies if you got a big ass you're halfway in the door with him!!! LORRL
This is my largest friend; literally and figuratively. Literally because he's 6'4' and over 200lbs. Figuratively because he has a big heart, ambition and determination equalled only my me and the other two members of V.C. THE ONLY THING wrong with him is that he's NOT MARRIED (Ah know dis gon get ya vex) Haahaaahaaa
Well wha a could seh, is ma padna in crime but all i got to say is that is he come up wid de plan, i jus went along fa de ride. Vc fa life dan, and yo de man got to get rid a de mug shot pic, bun it or something. De man is a good friend , he'll mek ya laught till ya cry plus de man is a good athletic in every sense of de word, guess eveybody wants to be like stanwick lol. Lata down dan and holla at ya boy so we could tek over de world. I out like Dave Chapell..lol can't stop wouldn't stop
Well folks! As you can tell from this mug shot, this is my "little" cousin looking like a Somalian kid with his projecting collar bone. But that's besides the point because what's done is done. Besides he's family so even if I wanted to, and I don't, I can't disown him. All that aside, he's a blinking clown and will bring you to tears with his jokes at times. So, if you have a weak bladder, stand clear of this individual because you'll pay for it and the price is very wet if you know what I mean. Any way, I don't know what else to say about Michael, Toolsie as we call him in the home circle but he's a good guy, very loud, but a good guy nonetheless.
Aight cous, this is the deal, if you update your picture from the mug shot, I might find new motivation to say more good things about you to the world but until then this is as good as it will get.
Be easy papa, Big Mac p.s. I'm not a burger I'm just a chocolate bar....LMAO.
Mikeyyyyyyy, there is so much that i can say about this guy....in high school it was mikey, hilo, neville, flagey and pedlum that used to somehow find themselves at my house when it's lunch or dinner, i dunno how but they just knew when aunty dolly had made dinner it was Eeeerie!!! Then there was the bullying...just because certain ppl are 6'3 and certain other ppl are 5'2 *that 2 is very important*, certain ppl thought they could take advantage *sniff* !! Oh and don't let's forget the teams: team A... hilo and tim, team B... mikey and liza, well being on team 'A' lol enough said. Mikey has made me laugh, cry and hate him in just 5 mins, people you must know that anyone with that sort of Machiavelli personality is interesting.*smile* At the end of it all Mikey has been a dear friend to me for a long time, ladies don't let that i'm a gangster look fool you, Mikey is a very sweet guy that has always looked out for me and a very cool guy !!!! To all the good memories, wishing you the best ..*hugs and kisses*
Yo Mikie, What's up. Its so nice to hear from you after so long. Let me tell yall about this delicious chocolate brotha. We go way back. Back in de days of high school, he was one of Bishops' top shottas. Had all de girls dem lock! I can imagine that things have'nt changed in that respect. Watch out ladies, this one is muy suave and got nuff charm. Mikie, is my dawg! Whenever we in GT at the same time we must link up and ting. Nuff love, Bee.
Oh Lawwwwdddddd meh know seh Dexter is 1 ah yuh tru frien dem... (HA HA HA HA HA) Dis man don't chat no man - pure gyal pon him agenda... MY BABY BROTHER - the Ladies man, de Gyal Dem Sugga.
Mike is truly a presense in anyone's life when he chooses to grace it. He is analytical, persuasive and funny. He diplomatically tells you when you're wrong (Ya stupid or wha? Like yuh is a ass?) LOL
Mike what up star, meh nah a hear from yuh - I aint a bannas but ah know is becasue of Dexter's second reason - meh overstan' but a still love yuh dread... Keep yuh head Up...
aye for a person mix with nuff "s", a must say it was a pleasure opening me hi5 after 5 months and seeing you face dred.
even tho ya dont call me, dont send an email, dont even ask how de weather doing, if i alive or not a. a figure is because i aint got a pokey and ya cant fuck me, but never the less a must say you is de best friend a banna could ask for