GET TO KNOW THE GIRL... [You need to sit down this may take awhile]

+Who am I?? I'm Bi Frikken Polar.

+I would ONLY be dangerous if I had a weinerrr. I am HIGHLY dangerous.

+They scream MALEAH! [muh-lee-uh]. You... you can call me what you wish. And I hope people have the mental capacity to reach the 5th line of this profile, and was able to read this, since I am constantly asked for my name.

+I bet you $100 you spell my name wrong at least once.

+Your name can be fucked.

+I'm straight... meaning I swing one way... in the direction of boys. So don't ask if I'm interested in anything, kthanx.

+I live in my own pants. Not yours, go cry now and tell your mommy I'm a bitch.

+Hit on me and I WILL cut your weiner off. That's a promise.

+Hit on MY boyfriend, and I WILL shove a splintered piece of wood up your vagina. SLUT.

+I like to be RUDE if you haven't noticed yet.

+I cuss like I've got tourettes, but I don't.

+I absolutely hate... HATE old, horny Turkish assholes. Get a fucking life.

+I'm very opinionated and witty as fuck, I have a lot on my mind and I'll tell you all of it.

+I wish I could live in a world of hot chocolate rivers, lollipop trees and cotton candy clouds.

+I have hot pink hair. You're just color-blind.

+I see the world through Hazel eyes. They're usually more green than brown. I like it that way.

+I should have glasses, but I don't. So I just squint all the time.

+I'm somewhat tiny and can only reach stars that sparkle
5 feet and 5 inches from the ground.

+I have seventeen candles currently poked into my birthday cake... subject to change on October 2, 2007.

+Now I'm going to bang my head on my keyboard. Look what my head says: vgfvft.

+I like walking across streets with my eyes closed not knowing what's going to happen next.

+"Love or Hate me... either way I'm on your mind."

+I want to start my own KKK club. The Kool Kids Klan.

+Please assume I get a lot of comments. I don't :/ send me something random.

+I'm a walking contradiction, and I tend to fuck things up.

+Apparently... I'm pretty when you're drunk. Pshh...

+I HATE drunks, so please don't drunk dial me. kthanx.

+The world hasn't got much left going for it, but that's not to say life is to be wasted.

+The only way to be happy is to let life fly away and live for the moment.

+I will fulfill all of my goals, I will be important, and you will forever remember me.

+If you care about what others think, you won't be a human, you'll be a drone, and you'll be in a room full of people but still be fucking alone.

+Remember those words, repeat them slowly over and over till they're drilled in your brain.

+I have a few problems and I'm not flawless, I do things I shouldn't, and I feel so great while doing it.

+Clearly, what goes around, comes around.

+I hate letting people down. It hurts me just as much as it hurts them.

+I can admit when I'm wrong. It takes guts to say sorry and I have the guts to do it.

+I have a heart which can be torn and ripped with the right words.

+Hurt me and I will erase you from my memory.

+And one day, you'll regret losing me.

+I try to give my friends reasons to live when they're down on themselves, and actually make them happy. Not just briefly. I try to make every single day Heaven for them.

+Yes. I've got two eyes, and a face.

+I'm pierced, so what?? I only have 14 right now. I'm planning on getting more in my ears, 1-2 in my left eyebrow, possibly my lip, and possibly surface piercings somewhere... I haven't decided yet.

+I couldn't go a day without wearing eyeliner. Yes, I am addicted.

+You hate my makeup, You hate me.

+I AM taken beyond your level of comprehension.

+So please...spare me the disgusting and rude messages.

+My boyfriend's in the NAVY and he could shoot your ass. So shutthefuckup

+My Craig Lee... More than a dream come true... I want to marry him... Life has never been so worthwhile... And I've never been so happy... I can't even explain it.

+That boy... he makes my heart skip a beat.

+Anything you've heard about me is probably wrong. Rumors around here are ridiculous. Please clarify with me before you accuse, kthanx.

+I'm happy most of the time, please don't change that.

+I will probably like you...but that DOESN'T mean that I want to marry you, and have your kids.

+My heart is too big for my own damn good.

+My weakness is that I care too much.

+I'm not a touchy-feely type of person, but I do like hugs.

+Smother me with hugs... at ANY given moment.

+I alwayz seem to be a shoulder to cry on even though everyone knows I have no idea how to comfort them sometimes.

+I talk shit, probably a little too much. But I double-pinky-swear, I won't say anything that I wouldn't say to your face.

+Don't lie to me, don't backstab, don't bullshit a friendship, don't hurt me, don't hit on my boyfriend. Stick with that and we should be fine.

+I hate those stupid girls that decide to hit on Craig when they KNOW that he IS TAKEN. Sluts.

+When I am with somebody I don't like very much, I act miserable and unhappy [usually by the crossing of the arms] to drive them away.

+One way to capture my heart & friendship is by making me laugh and smile.

+I'm really gross. And my hair is usually dirty and greasy, so deal.

+I live in a small town. I see it as a place full of ignorance and no opportunity.

+All I want is to be treated with as much respect as you want in return from me.

+I'm going to be rich and famous someday, so kiss my ass while you've still got the chance.

+I don't break promises, and neither should you.

+I am a sweetheart, I don't like to be angry.

+AND... if you go to a concert... and don't like being pushed... GET YOUR ASS IN THE BACK!!

+I'm loud, proud, and a little bit obnoxious, but you'll like it.

+I like being home alone. It's quiet and I like it quiet.

+The reason for that is so I can CRANK the radio and dance around in my underwear.

+I like being cold. Being cold calls for snuggling under warm blankets.

+I like to sit/lay in big windows and watch cars drive by.

+Rainy days make my life better.

+Laying on roof tops at night is fun.

+I prefer writing in lots of different colors.

+Hard candy is amazing... like fruity kinds...

+Don't push me; I push back- HARD.

+Suckers are A favorite, not THE favorite.

+When I go through a drive-through... I like to Specify that my order is "to go".

+I like moshing. As long as I don't get hurt... Or just dancing through them (good times, hehe).

+I like how the snow makes everything look pretty.

+We should make snow angels together sometime, kay??

+Road trips with friends are fun.

+So are eskimo kisses.

+I like ranting when I'm stressed or pissed... just ask the friends.

+Speaking of my friends... I would do anything for them. I alwayz have someone there for me whenever I need one. Each one of them helps me out in a completely different way. I wouldn't trade them for the world.

+I set alarm clocks for random times just so they'll surprise someone and go off all of a sudden.

want to know more?? go to either... www.myspace.com/meeleah or www.vampirefreaks.com/BlackenedEyez and add me as a friend...