Melissa Borys  (3204 views)
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Age

25

Location

Winnipeg, MB, Canada

Birthday

June 19
 
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Age

25

Birthday

June 19

Location

Winnipeg, MB, Canada

 

About Me


I have a slight lisp. I can't really say my name properly. No thats actually a lie but i enjoy making fun of people who do have lisps. and handi-cap children. i'm totally serious. So i just got a cat and for the first few days he was normal but yesterday i came home from work and the second i stepped through the door he jumped down from a high ledge and attacked me!! Like he honestly dug his claws into my head. I think i'm going to buy a Beware of Cat sign and get a spikey bad-ass cat collar... maybe i'll change his name to KRAZYKILLER or something... and thats more about my cat than me and thats very sad but the following is "about me"... I have a friend who saw siamese twins on a bus.

Interests

MAthletes!!! YES! No, seriously I have no idea how to add but i do enjoy playing tic tac toe over the phone, snowboarding in neon lycra, and talking to my rock collection.

Favorite Movies

The one with the two gay guys on the mountain.... ummmm.... whatsitcalled.... oh yeah, Lord of The Rings.
 

Favorite TV Shows

I like to watch anything that involves people getting naked, eating animal parts or large spinning wheels.
 

Favorite Books

I do not know how to read. I like to listen to stories on tape though.
 

Favorite Quote

"China is a big country with a lot of Chinese people living there".

-Melissa Borys
 

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Jan 21, 2006 8:16 PM
kyle says:
 
easily the funniest profile ive read so far. your the type of person who might also enjoy www.tuckermax.com

have a good one
 
Nov 26, 2005 7:48 AM
Tony says:
 
You shut your mouth when your talking to me !!!
 
Nov 8, 2005 11:22 PM
 
Dude....totally agree with Heather...LOL
 
Oct 20, 2005 1:35 AM
 
hi! i dont know u but ur profile made me laugh and feel silly inside:)
 
Sep 8, 2005 11:15 PM
 
Ive only hung ou t with meliisa a couple times but she is a really really coolest chick ull ever find plus shes gota be the nicest chick EVER! nd THE BEST LOOKIN 1 BY FAR !!! Friggin she HOT!
 
Jun 9, 2005 7:57 PM
Marty says:
 
im just goin to come out and say this "I Want Melissa Borys!!!"
cause she is Awesome I think u'd all agree :)
 
May 27, 2005 12:10 AM
Clay says:
 
Definately de or one of de hottest deephbs from my old high school! Wish I could say more, but I can't... other then she knew how to have a good time, and seemed a lot smarter then me...

so says
clay of the surf
ps the definition of "deephb" can't be found in any dictionary u know of. But it's pronounced like a high breathy sound, DEE-BHA and means the same as chalupa (no not the hot mexican dish, though deephb's tend to be "hot dishes" if u know what i mean). Anyways put simply DEEPHB as it's come to be spelt means HOT BABE! In future revisions of the dictionary you may find Melissa's name found in the synonym section.

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