HAHAHA I am "voluptuous"... as if...I am just a boy from a small town. What can I say? I like to have fun and party. I used to own an outfitting company, and also farm with my dad. " He just takes the tractor another round, andother round, another round..." In the winter, I drive a semi in the oilfield. Some years I guide bear hunters, fishermen, and deer hunters. I wish I could work less and party more! However, thats what rainy days are for, I guess. Anyways if you are weird or in any way screwed up, please stop looking at my profile, I dont want to even be up in your head.

I like hunting, fishing, horses, cows, girls, fire fighting, roping, trucks, waterskiing, dirtbiking, TREASURE HUNTING, anything outside! (not all in order)

Laramie singing "I'll go on loving you" on a booze cruise. Or also singing "hair on my balls like a highland steer"... Inside joke, but if you slide it into the song, it works pretty well. Even Brian bringing "SEXY BACK"

Ladder 49, TWISTER!, Anchorman, Team America, We Were Soldiers, Napolean Dynamite, and The Girl Next Door

Ahhhh..... I dont watch much anymore, too much work to do!!! But Family guy has got to be the greatest... And CSI.

The phone book. Its got EVERYONE's number in it!

"Ouch", or "oops", or "That was stupid." or "Who gives a shit, lets do it anyways". Or the best is when Jeff calls and says, "What are ya doin?".... It usually ends in disaster. I cant say "no I'm too busy to go out drinkin with you" to Jeff! But the best one in all seriousness is "Lord, I never complain, I never ask why, please don't let my dreams run dry..."- Jason Aldean