HEY JENNA!!!!!!!!!!! My bday was a gongshow!!! I hope I didn't crush you too bad in the back of Barb's car (no, you pervies its not what you think!). This girl is verra verra cool and quite hilarious - hope all of us girls get to hang out again soon!!
you just can't top todd's testimonial. He is oh so right about that one. but i think it needs to be updated just a tad. jenna is CRAZY, causes all kinds of ruckus...likes to spike real hard...and is obsessed with bosu...one day you'll be as ripped as me jenna... one day (lol) ... she's moved up in her fine fine world of bouncin the midget bar and is through with her wonderful job at the condom factory and is now workin the banks, never a dull moment with this one. later ;)
I remember the first time I met Jenna, it was at a Tijuana donkey show and she was the star. I'd never seen anyone work a crowd into such a frenzy. After the show was over and she had hosed herself off I asked her if she wanted to put bags of crap on people's doorsteps and light them on fire. I couldn't believe it, she said that was her favourite hobby!!! After a long night of flaming feces and even a short game of kick-the-crotch she said she had to get to her other job at the flavoured condom factory where she was a taste tester. I never saw her again. Last I heard she was a bouncer at a midget bar.
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