1. Mr. Rob (math teacher) really did'nt want to hit you with his skinny-ass belt.
2. They left Mr. Walkers (principal) car on 4 blocs after stealing his tires because he buss some 5th form students ass.
3. Only about 15 years ago they changed the name of the school from 'secky' (secondary school) to 'compri' (comprehensive high)
4. The big fat lady in the canteen would line you up with more food if you were nice to her.
5. Nothing beats a cheese dainish and a box juice for lunch ... except a box food (if you had the money)
6. does mr. walker remind you of p j patterson, or is that just me ???
7. We had the smallest music room i can think of
8. being on afternoon shift sucked when you had to spend half hour sweating in the sun at "devotion" singing "I am a promise, i am a possibilty ..."
9. when you think about it, we really did have the best uniforms (if i was a girl, you would have to shoot me before i got into a purple dress, and as a guy, wearing a yellow tie would make me the equivalent to the guy with the yellow hat on curious george ... sorry to all my castle and hildas friends but it's the truth ... what were they thinking)
10. What ever happened to Mr. Collum, Mrs. Clark (Gigi) Ms. Campbell, Ms. Walker, Ms. Archer, Ms. Smith and all the other cool teachers who would buss yo butt if you did'nt finish your homework ... okay, maybe that was just me ...