Words aren't enough to describe one's character. It provides shelter and hides what you don't want to know.

I'm an asshole, but only when I'm not working or if I feel I shouldn't be.

I have no sense of humor but find most thing quite funny. Laughing at both myself and others is something I usually enjoy. Moreso others than myself.

My most valued activity in this world is eating and relaxing. Relaxing generally includes sleeping, and any physical activity (including writing).

My pet peeve is having to think. I do this almost too much. I may have ADD, but only after my overcaffeinated coffee (I'm banned from making coffee at work now).

I like people with beautiful voices. Yes, if I had a fetish, it would be voices.

My biggest flaw is knowing that I talk too much, but doing it anyway.

whatever.

Dodgeball, The Wedding Crashers, Serenity, 50 First Dates, Eight Crazy Nights, The Truman Show

South Park, Mythbusters, McGyver

The Picture of Dorian Gray, Tuesdays with Morrie, Quantum Mechanics, Rise, Let us be on Our Way, The 48 Laws of Power, Structural Engineering Handbook, Grilling Collection, Human Factors in Project Management, Jiggelo, Fundamentals of Transportation Engineering, Dragonboating World, Tennis Ontario, Rock & Ice, Scientific American, Naruto, One Piece, Multivariable Calculus, Aquafier Hydraulics

It's never too late to be what you could have been or do what you want to do.