Have you ever heard or been told pick-up lines? Well, there are many kind of pick-up lines... If you have already tried one or will try one, I don't garantie the results, because in my mind, those won't work, lol. You will either get a "what the hell" reaction, a "hahaha" reaction or a slap reaction, lol. If you have one that works, please rectify my view on pick-up lines and share it with us ^_^


Some are classic ones, I have heard or my friends have been told:
- Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
- Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- If you have a chance to become anything on earth what would you want to become?" [the answer] you: " well to me, I want to be your tear drop: I was born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

Creatives ones that... won't work if not done really really well, lol (some of them are just funny and will NOT work):
- I bet you \$20 you're gonna turn me down.
- (If s/he is looking at you)You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare... so what do you say we dance?
- Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to.
- Excuse me. My friend wants to get your number. She wants to know where to get a hold on me tomorrow.
- (As s/he is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? S/he: What? Me!
- I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
- I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.
- It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? (Is it really your birthday?) No, but how about a kiss anyway?
- I'm wearing Revlon colorstay lipstick, want to help me test the claim it won't kiss off?
- (stand next to the target) Hey do you think you could ask this person to give me his/her name and number? (Depends on who it is) Okay but keep it quiet because s/he is standing right next to me (pointing the person you are asking).
- Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
- Excuse me, does this tequila taste funny? (Hand them an untouched shot)
- Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!
- If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
- You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
- You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? Twice.
- Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why? Guy: I looked at you and dropped mine.
- You need $20 and a friend. Give friend the $20. Walk up to target. Friend says, "You're right. Those are the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen." Hands you the $20 and walks away.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Cheeeeeesy ones:
- Are you a god? (Um, no.) You're not? Then why do I want to kneel before you?
- Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
- Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. - Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
- Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
- I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
- So last night I had the same dream over and over
- always the same thing, but in a different location every time. I kept dreaming that I was asking you out, but every time before you answered, I woke up, and I'm dying to know what your answer was.

Cute ones:
- Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - Where have you been all my life?
- Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
- Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.
- If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. Sad ones:
- Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

Sentences to keep away someone, lol:
- Is your name Daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!!!
- Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?