not even shatterd ankles, surgery, black eyes or getting pissed on when ur passed out could tarnish our relationship, we've found ourselves in sum weird ass situations weather it be trying to kill each other or staring in amature adult home movies were always trying to bring each other down or at least hold one another from making sumthing of our lives and thats why i luv u ... maybe one day we can live in a cardboard box together or be the stars of an episode of intervention !!!
Omg! It's Zack? haha I thought you might have fell off the face of the earth for a little bit there, Long time no talk bud, I miss you like mad tho i must admitt, Hope your doing FANTASTIC kid, keep in touch lover!
Man i loved you in Saved By The Bell! Ohhh Zack Morris you are such a swindler, always skippin class and what not. I wish i could freeze time by saying "Time out" like you. Man you are my idle, ahhh im just kiddin......but seriously I Love You! :P
What can I say.. he is the king of comedy and always knows how to make everyone feel like they are the most important people on earth.. then again we would have to be to be zach's friend.. I have known you for to long to honestly think you have dropped off the face of the earth.. now where the hell have you been hahah
ZACK...Hmm where to start... Im very happy that we are the bestest of friends.... Im sure that i have been a way better friend than all of those fags u use to hang with. Best of all no Boyfriend of mine will ever come between us. U are like my brother. Well not really.. cause he's a crack head but yeah.. u no what i mean... I look forward to many great times with u and our crew... No matter what we decide to do we always have fun together!!!! I will continue this at a later date.... OH yeah and I also want to say dont fuck with RACH she is CRAZY!!!!!
lol Awwww Zacky Poo i "HEART" You :).... Zack is the Definition of a Cool Cat! If your in a Sad mood you know he will be there to make you Laugh... or at Least try to!! and like my Love Sarah Said, "He's Kinda A Big Deal" lol so don't be Messin with him Cause If ANYONE does i will Bring Out The Fighter In Me lol, and Zack knows how Tough i am, i mean Pfff i do Work Out HAHAHAH (we like to joke, we like to joke) oh and 1 more thing Zack DONT let your Dog with 3 Legs just Wonder off into your Front yard!!! he Could get Hit by a Car! *luvYa* MuAhh
Zack is totally "awesome". He is my most unloyal Oprah companion. We always watch Oprah together and smoke ciggarettes and drink pepsi. Okay, so it only happened once. And i made him watch Oprah. But Oprah is the coolest person ever, so he shouldn't complain. Oprah is like this huge vat of wisdom that has been hit with a grenade and has exploded all over the solar system. Anyway, enough about Oprah. Zack used to be my most faithful boulder. Then one day, out of the blue, right before my thirtieth birthday he called me to tell me he was gonna marry this girl named Kimmy. I was totally pissed because we were supposed to get married when we were thirty, but I was trying to be a good friend, so went to see him. When I got there, I pretended that my gay friend was my fiance and I made Kimmy sing a really dumb song in front of everyone at a kareokee bar to try to get him to see how cool I was and how uncool she was. But my plan backfired, and he got totally pissed at me and I was miserable. Okay so thats not excatly what happened. I stole it from "My Best Friend's Wedding" ( Good show, btw). But it could have happened. For real, ladies and gents, Zack is an absolute gem, a diamond maybe even. And for all you eligable ladies out there, this guy is single and on the prowl. Zack's pretty exclusive, he's got great material, and even better ladies, this guy has manners ( I know, I thought men with manners was some sort of urban legend)...so hit it up while you have the chance... Luv ya Zackarini...
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