Question: Prison or Work witch is worst?
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed
up, this should make things a little bit clearer:
1.@ PRISON You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK You spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle
2.@ PRISON You get three meals a day, fully paid for
@ WORK You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
3.@ PRISON For good behavior, you get time off
@ WORK For good behavior,you get more work
4.@ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself
5. @ PRISON You can watch TV and play games
@ WORK You could get fired for watching TV and playing games
6.@ PRISON You get your own toilet
@ WORK You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat
7.@ PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK You aren't even supposed to speak to your family
8.@ PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no workrequired
@ WORK You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
9.@ PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
10.@ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK They are called 'managers'
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS
PICTURE.
Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to
check emails.