OK! This is gonna be random!
the lake, sleeping, music, eating, sports, meeting new people and having them be so cool you can't even get over it, my dog, boys, birthday cake, playfighting, familia, not working all summer, a hot tub--AquaJet 9000!--on the dock, funny movies, Chuck Norris, acting foolishly (and embarassing myself in general), trash talking, and of course, scotch

can't pick!

meh, can't be bothered

Office Space
Spaceballs
Grandma's Boy
the entire Airplane series
anything with Jim Carrey
Rohl Dahl's The Witches
Anchorman
Jackass
Old School
Zoolander
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (both. yes, I actually liked the new one except that it lacked greatly in the Oopma-Loompa department)
Ong Bak (!!!)
Ocean's 11 & 12
Shrek 1 & 2
Super Troopers
...and the list goes on!

Grey's Anatomy, CSI (the Vegas one), the Sunday Spike TV lineup, Rockstar, Miami Ink, anything with standup

A Complicated Kindess, Ishmael, Maxim, Popular Science Magazine, Cosmo (every now and then), and Da Vinci Code, even though I've been reminded repeatedly that it is entirely inaccurate

"TUBULAR!"
"You really shouldn't mumble; we can't understand what you're saying"
"WTF is JUICE? I want some apple DRINK!"