Why have my comments been bumped off the screen? I don't appreciate that Sars, not one bit. Well my friend, we've had some fairly...interesting times. I think that's the best way to put it. From playing in drainage pipes to jumping off the roof of your garage, from the booze cruises in the family van to the nights we just rotted in my basement, the good times never stop! You've been a great friend to me, always there for me and I know I can always call you to sew the ribbons on my ballet shoes or visit me while I "work" at the bar. Miss ya lots but lord knows it's probably best we do not live in the same city...that'd be too much Tara/Sara for one area, only Watrous can handle that and I'd say Watrous can BARELY handle us. Creep it real, and remember to shower

Well this might take a while! Too many times have we spooned and whisper sweet nothings in our ears! K well maybe not sweet nothings more like you telling me to stop talking! Or trying to be like "okay goodnight now shut the fuck up". Which could be sweet nothings! Ok enough about sweet nothings! People usually put funny quotes or good stories in these things but since there is too many good times I wouldn't want to tell a story or say a funny quote for two reasons 1.I would leave out a funnier one and then have to write another quite and 2. No one else would think it was funny so it is pointless! But I will say this "Mom Barb Ulmer has moved away!" Oh Smelly Melly too many of our jokes have been because of her! But I will always be there for ya Sars either at 4 in the morning or 4 in the afternoon lol! I cherish certain times of the year! Tuesdays because that is when you come home, usually on the weekends because that is when you come home, and on all major holidays or breaks when there is no university because that is when you come home!...All the times you come home! lol I am super DUPER gay so I am going to quit typing! Love ya Big Boobs MaGee lol
LOVE:Jessica!

sarr, you are a foo fo sho. and i love you, my little greasy bitch. :D. there have been oh so many good times, but none that involve drinking that i recall...something is most deffinietly goign to have to change:DDD. if you want you're party to be equally fun with my beauty, its gonna have to be pretty major. I am a WILLLLD beauty. as are my buutifl cuzins. what can i say sar, you're kinda cute, id tap that

I'M crazy? This coming from the woman who sent "jokes" on little secret pieces of paper to our prof . . . jokes my ass sara!! you liked his earring didnt you!! ps you still have my shirt! :D

sara....there are things i could say but i prob shouldnt becuase nobody wants to hear that crap...and honestly i dont think u want to hear it either so i guess ill just say..... your the best....well and......i'd tap that, past, present, and future.

SLLLLLLLLAWWWW.... ohh my one-liped lover, where do I even begin. We defianly have a sick humour that always turns into disgusting displays of laughter. The Woiden-Penrose-Allan Christmas' have been the best, Mexico was easily the bext time ever. Well I better wrap this up of Mike will come after me. You keep me young kid, ONE LIP WONDERS for life (or until we can afford lip injections) Trevor

Sara is a funny mofo, that's for sure. Probably one of the funniest ladies I know, actually! Sorry for never coming to psych class last term...maybe next year, HA! Party hard, Sara, party hard.

Sara, my small child. I am the first to give you a testimonial so I hope you cherish this for eternity, because you're only ever lucky enough to receive one...Your greatness inspires me, your beauty mistifies me and your laugh, well it scares me to be quite honest. I will forever treasure our moments on the Penrose family farm and other fucked up experiences shared with you because there are plenty. Love always, Haley.