I look white (dammit) but I'm Native. I like gettin smashed and doing some fukked up shit that I won't be able to remember the next day.

Lord of the Rings I & II & III, Up In Smoke, Austin Powers' Man of Mystery & The Spy Who Shagged Me & Gold Member, Black Hawk Down, We Were Soldiers, Saving Private Ryan, Tears of the Sun, Schindler's List, Scarface, Blow, The Recruit, The Band of Brothers Series, and Running Scared.

The Colbert Report
Family Guy
The Simpsons
Rock of Love
Weeds
Anything on The Score

Angels & Demons - Dan Brown
Lord of the Rings - J.R.R. Tolkien
The Hobbit - J.R.R. Tolkien
Holy Blood, Holy Grail - Michael Baigent, Richard Leigh & Henry Lincoln
The Last Juror - John Grisham

"Jesus Love You!, But everyone else thinks you're an asshole"
- Bumper Sticker

"I've always been confused by the phrase 'the birds and the bees.' Why exactly was the bird fucking the bee? How did the bee hook that up? Was he driving a Porsche? Was he handing out blow? There had to be alot of chatter around the hive the next day between the other bees: 'Yo, you hear bout Darryl? Dude... he fucked a bird. Awesome, right?"
- Christian Finnegan