I'm not feeling so fresh today. They say regular plunges in sponge regimens are the medicae but I'm skeptical. I've been told that there are 3 methods of hygiene resolution. They are as follows:
a) read
b) write
c) reject all the above
but then again Alyssa Milano recommends launching an album in Japan and move on.

What does this mean?
-bastard blogs are the shiet! hmmLaaa...