About Me
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10 things that make my life a lot less shitty - in no particular order:
Boobs, Banks beer, cigarettes, Dim Sum, songs with great guitar solos, movies with great car chases, Lomotil (haha...get it? Less shitty!), back scratches, the UM football team, the Swedish bikini team, fast internet, hot female tennis players, comfortable slippers, short pants, Halo2, the word "fuck", not being able to count to 10...
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Interests
Favorite Music
The Doors, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, The Smiths, Black Uhuru, Michael Rose, Green Day, Foo Fighters, Guns n Roses
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Favorite Movies
Forrest Gump, Trainspotting, A Clockwork Orange, SeVen, Sin City
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Favorite TV Shows
The Simpsons, That 70's show, Voice of the People (feat. C.N. Sharma - pure entertainment!), The Office, My Name is Earl...
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Favorite Books
Catch 22, Life of Pi, The Lonely Londoners, A House for Mr. Biswas, How Soccer Explains the World...
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Favorite Quote
The last words spoken on Earth will be something along the lines of "Hey, hold my beer for a second and look at this..."
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"No matter how great a woman looks, there's always going to be a man out there, somewhere, that's tired of putting up with her crap..."
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hi5 Games
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Journal
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To all those that cannot understand the wonderful sport we West Indians call cricket, here's the "tea-towel" explanation...I find this hilarious...
Cricket: As explained to a foreigner...
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.
What's so hard to understand?
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